I woke up this morning, and after a few pages of journaling, asked myself, what does my SIREN really want to write about today?
It was an immediate answer:
Pregnancy boobs.
The drama! The itchy, sweaty, veiny, overflowing, irritatingly humungous drama!
And then, a moment later I thought, I also really want to write to you — the one who’s maybe not so sure she can be that person.
That person who pivots her career in a more creatively invigorating direction.
That person who gets a book deal every two years, each time with a bigger and bigger advance.
That person whose podcast makes hundreds of thousands of people both laugh and cry weekly.
That person who’s known for her art more than her business smarts—and makes boku bucks while she’s at it.
That person who writes about her tits publicly, and is wildly hilariously loved for it.
I’m thinking about how I felt a year ago when I closed the ReBloom Coach Training, refunded a half million dollars, and let go of 20+ contractors. All so I could take the time I needed to recalibrate my business to… me.
My need for a less stressful career.
My desire for more wild and creative self-expression.
My vision of a much simpler company.
My longing to write taboo shit, like how my boobs itch and have become terrifyingly teeming.
There were a lot of things I didn’t know.
Things like…
Will my reputation and credibility — that took 15 years to cultivate — slip away?
And with it, the financial security I’ve earned for myself?
If I de-center working with trauma, will my colleagues judge me?
If I scale back how many people I’m working with, and focus on two streams of income only: great book deals, and high end covens for CEOs, will I be looked at as some kind of unethical, inaccessible scam in the industry?
Am I really good enough to center my writing professionally?
Am I really allowed to center my pleasure and make great money?
Like, can it really be so fun and easy?!?
Can my body let it in????
Oh god, I hope I can.
Because this is what I truly want.
How it looks to others, be damned.
This vision—it’s honest and it’s mine.
I spent an entire year sitting with those questions. Receiving potent mentorship. Bowing to the unknown at my altar and on the dance floor. Writing saucy, funny stories just for me. (Got a pile I’m about to share!)
And even though the timing feels “irrational” with a baby due on May 1st, this new professional spring inside me also feels undeniable. Alive. Ready. Here & now.
In this new season, I’m here to do two things (besides rub anti-itch lotion on my tits, and holy shit, become a mom):
1– Unleash my wildest creativity.
2– Guide a small coven of experienced magic-makers (who are maybe a bit stuck in an outdated box) to do the same.
So. If your current company feels a tad bit like a too-small jail cell… How did I end up in here?! I mean I built this thing myself!
And if the spirit of your most expressive self is ready to rebirth a new…
I’ve got something incredibly potent for you.
✨🔥🔮THE SIREN COVEN🔮🔥✨
6 months of creative momentum in your soul’s most turned on direction — all while maintaining your respected reputation, and amplifying your abundance.
(Did you know you can be more loved for being more you? It’s true!)
We begin October 2023, but if you sign up during the month of February, there are 4 epic early enrollment perks I’m tossing in to bolster your momentum!
1– $2000 off, bringing the price to $23k.
2– An extended 13-month payment plan option, with zero added interest or fees.
3– 2 extra 75-minute 1:1s with me all about you getting free from that jail cell. (Can be used now!)
4– And a death & rebirth ritual with you & the other early-enrollers, to allow for your soul to set radical change in motion. (Mid-March.)
Did I mention the Siren Coven INCLUDES a 3-day in-person retreat at the historic and gorgeous La Valencia hotel in La Jolla, CA?!? 🤤😍🌴🌊
Here’s how you get into the mix:
Go to the application page right here, read more about what’s included, light a candle, and apply!
If it feels aligned, I’ll invite you to a totally free of cost feeler call. We’ll jam for an hour and you’ll have the chance to discover more about what you’re wanting for your next most luscious professional spring.
I’ll give you a week to decide if you’re in. (I pull no shit, push no pressure, and ask for no credit card on these calls.)
If I feel like you’re a great fit and you (holy shit!) decide to go for it, I’ll send an intake your way, we’ll schedule those first two calls, and you’ll be on your wayyyy to a new momentum of creative turn on & abundance in your career.
Okay. So that’s fucking fun. Can’t wait to connect!!
Pregnancy boobs exposé? It’s coming your way… tomorrow. ( . )( . ) Get ready!!
xoxox,
Rachael
PS — If you’re curious about the SIREN COVEN but don’t feel ready to apply, feel free to add yourself to the waitlist instead, right here. I’ll reach out this summer when applications re-open. ☀️ But if you wanna get the best price, the best payment plan, two additional bonus coaching sessions with me, and a potent ritual to set you in motion… let’s gooooo! Here’s the ready-to-roll application. 😈😍😘❤️
PPS! — I’ve designed this coven with a few key goals in mind:
1. CREATIVE MOMENTUM: twice a week, we co-work on our emergent magic. Twice a month, we show-and-tell to build a positive feedback loop of being received. And at the end of every show-and-tell, I offer you a new creative dare for the next two weeks. Nothing like beloved accountability… and time in the calendar to create… to get you makin’ your medicine. ❤️🔥
2. IDENTITY ALCHEMY: you become the new you by 1) moving in new ways and 2) belonging to new groups. Hence the focus on Doing The Work… not alone, but together, with other ready creative go-getters. Also? I’m a full-blood witch and will facilitate 6 rituals over our 6 months together, all in service to you stepping FULLY into the next hottest season of your professional creative expression. Stuck points? Trauma? Fear? Come come to our 1:1s. We’ll do the deep work to help your path clear.
3. ABUNDANT, TURNED ON COMMUNITY: there’s honestly nothing more fun than an intimate coven of wise wild witches MOANING in resonance as you read your latest piece or unveil your latest painting. Our nervous systems NEED to know it’s safe to be big and bold. (Or bigger! And bolder!) Not just alone. But in exquisite company. And me? I really like curating groups of magical powerful humans. In addition to co-working, show-and-tells, and rituals… we do a monthly COUNCIL call to give & receive community support, celebration and encouragement. These connection points are so so nourishing.
4. EASY MONEY: I want you to have it. And I know you can. The more you bring your edgiest hidden medicine forward & exude your own most radical truths… the more your favorite clients, readers and customers will flock to you. Because you’re emanating power. And power is a money magnet. (Did she just say that?! GASP. It’s true. And it’s not a crime. You can also, you know, powerfully decide what to do what all that newfound cash in a way that aligns to your values. Juuuust sayin.) 💸
Vibingggg??? Here’s the application for Early Enrollment again! xo Back tomorrow with the titty talk.